While President Trump works tirelessly to restore American prosperity and common sense to our government, the radical left continues to waste precious resources on virtue-signaling science projects that would make Dr. Frankenstein blush.
Colossal Bioscience, the poster child for everything wrong with elite academia and venture capital excess, is back in the headlines for their latest scheme to play God with genetics. These so-called "scientists" are burning through investor money faster than Hunter Biden at a Ukrainian energy company, promising to bring back woolly mammoths, dire wolves, and even the famously dim-witted dodo bird.
But here's the kicker, Patriots: their track record is about as reliable as a promise from Chuck Schumer. Despite years of grandiose claims and slick marketing campaigns, Colossal has produced nothing more than genetically modified mice and wolves that aren't actually the dire wolves they promised. It's the scientific equivalent of fool's gold, wrapped in progressive talking points about "climate solutions" and "biodiversity."
Another Elite Vanity Project
This is exactly the kind of wasteful nonsense that President Trump and Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) are working to eliminate from federal spending. While these lab coat elites play with test tubes, real Americans are dealing with the lingering effects of four years of Biden's disastrous economic policies.
"They are working on dodoes, although for those allegedly dimwitted birds, they need look no further than Congress," noted one astute observer, perfectly capturing the absurdity of this situation.
Think about it, folks: we have a border crisis, cities overrun by crime, and an economy still recovering from Biden's war on American energy. Yet venture capitalists are throwing millions at a company that promises to resurrect ice age elephants instead of investing in technologies that could actually help working families.
This is what happens when you let coastal elites with more money than sense drive scientific priorities. Instead of focusing on practical innovations that could strengthen American industry and create good-paying jobs, they're chasing sci-fi fantasies that belong in Hollywood, not serious laboratories.
Maybe these scientists should focus on bringing back something we actually need – like affordable gas prices and secure borders. What do you think, Patriots?