President Donald Trump dropped a bombshell Saturday night aboard Air Force One, announcing he will likely sue disgraced author Michael Wolff – and potentially the Epstein estate – over what he says are documents proving a coordinated effort to destroy him.
Looking sharp in black tie fresh from the prestigious Alfalfa Club dinner in Washington, Trump held an impromptu 17-minute gaggle with reporters as he flew back to Palm Beach. And patriots, he didn't hold back.
"The documents show Wolff was conspiring with Epstein to do harm to me," Trump declared, adding that the latest release of Epstein files has "absolved me" completely.
Let that sink in. For years, the left-wing media desperately tried to tie Trump to Epstein's crimes. Now? The actual documents prove the opposite – and show that sleazy hit-job author Michael Wolff was allegedly working WITH Epstein against our President.
IRS Settlement Going Straight to Charity
In another display of the character that sets Trump apart from the swamp creatures, the President announced that any settlement from his lawsuit against the IRS will go directly to charity – including the American Cancer Society.
"It's going to go to numerous very good charities," Trump said. "They should be established and respected charities."
Remember when Biden's IRS was weaponized against everyday Americans? Trump is taking them to court AND giving any winnings to help cancer patients. That's leadership.
Iran Talks Underway, Cities Must Say 'Please'
On the foreign policy front, Trump confirmed that Iran is "talking to us," though he played his cards close to the vest on any military decisions. "I hope to negotiate something that is acceptable," he said.
But perhaps the most satisfying moment came when Trump addressed Democrat-run cities crying for federal help while simultaneously attacking his administration.
"If we go in, all they do is complain," Trump said bluntly. "If they want help they have to ask for it. And they're going to need help."
The message is crystal clear: Say please, or handle your own mess.
Greenland Negotiations Have Begun
In a development that will have globalists clutching their pearls, Trump confirmed that negotiations over Greenland have officially started.
"I think it's going to be a good deal for everybody," he said.
Meanwhile, Trump brushed off questions about Fed Chair Kevin Warsh and interest rates, confirming he made no commitments and joking that his dinner comments about suing over rates were just "a roast" and "comedy."
Homan and Noem Drawing High Praise
The President had nothing but praise for his border security team, calling Tom Homan "a star" and "incredible," while lauding DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's performance.
"She's done great, we have a closed border," Trump said. "She's a good person. She works hard."
On the China military purge making international headlines, Trump offered a characteristically direct assessment: "As far as I'm concerned there's one boss in China, that's President Xi."
As for Cuba, Trump hinted that a deal could be coming: "They have no money, they have no oil."
This is what America First looks like, folks. A President who works around the clock, takes on his enemies in court, gives to charity, secures our border, and isn't afraid to make liberal cities beg for help they've spent years claiming they didn't need.
The question is: How long before Michael Wolff lawyers up?