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CRINGE ALERT: Vogue Magazine Goes Full TEENAGE CRUSH MODE Over Gavin Newsom

Gary FranchiFebruary 4, 2026229 views
CRINGE ALERT: Vogue Magazine Goes Full TEENAGE CRUSH MODE Over Gavin Newsom
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The mainstream media's shameless swooning over failed Democrat politicians has reached peak cringe, and Vogue magazine just set a new low. Contributing editor Maya Singer penned what can only be described as a teenage love letter to California Governor Gavin Newsom, describing him as "embarrassingly handsome," "lithe, ardent, energetic," and "at ease with his own eminence."

You read that right, Patriots. This is supposedly professional journalism from a major publication, not fan fiction written by a lovesick teenager. Singer's breathless prose reads like something you'd find scribbled in a high school girl's diary, complete with hearts dotting the i's.

While Vogue editors are busy crafting romantic fantasies about Newsom, the rest of America is watching California burn – literally and figuratively. This is the same governor who has presided over skyrocketing homelessness, rolling blackouts, and an exodus of businesses fleeing his failed state. But hey, at least he's "lithe," right?

"This sounds like the writing of a sixteen-year-old girl in the full-tilt grip of a crush for the ages," noted PJ Media, perfectly capturing the absurdity of Singer's gushing coverage.

The timing couldn't be more perfect. While President Trump is busy delivering real results for America – securing our border, slashing regulations, and putting America First – the legacy media is literally writing love letters to Democrat politicians who can't even keep the lights on in their own states.

This isn't journalism, folks. It's propaganda with a side of schoolgirl crush. When supposed "journalists" are more interested in swooning over a politician's appearance than holding him accountable for his failures, you know the mainstream media has completely lost the plot.

Social media users aren't letting this slide either, with reactions pouring in mocking the embarrassing display of media bias. As one Twitter user noted, praising politicians for their looks rather than their performance is exactly the kind of shallow coverage Americans are sick of.

Is it any wonder why trust in mainstream media is at an all-time low when this passes for political coverage?

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Gary Franchi

Award-winning journalist covering breaking news, politics & culture for Next News Network.

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CommonSenseVoterVerifiedjust now
What's next, a Vogue spread on how dreamy Biden looks eating ice cream? The desperation is real.
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ConstitutionFirstVerifiedjust now
😂 Don't give them ideas!
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RedStateRealistVerifiedjust now
Remember when journalism used to be about holding politicians accountable? Now it's just celebrity worship for anyone with a D next to their name.
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CaliforniaRefugeeVerifiedjust now
As someone who fled California last year, I can tell you firsthand that Newsom's policies are destroying that state. But sure Vogue, let's focus on his hair instead of the homeless crisis and skyrocketing crime rates.
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PatriotMom47Verifiedjust now
Absolutely embarrassing! This is exactly why mainstream media has zero credibility left. They're literally fangirling over a politician who's driven California into the ground.
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TexasConservativeVerifiedjust now
The same guy who locked down his state while dining at French Laundry. The media bias is just shameless at this point.