The legacy media machine is at it again, frantically spinning another tear-jerker immigration story that's blowing up in their faces faster than an ACME explosive. Meet Seamus Culleton, the Irish national who became their latest poster boy for 'Trump's cruel deportation machine' – except they conveniently left out the most important parts of his story.
According to the sanitized version peddled by gullible reporters, poor Seamus is just a hardworking guy who overstayed his 90-day tourist visa by a measly 16 years. You know, the kind of innocent mistake anyone could make, like forgetting to return a library book or missing a dentist appointment. The media portrayal? Trump's ICE agents are literally Hitler for daring to enforce immigration law against this 'productive member of society.'
But here's where it gets interesting, folks. Just like Wile E. Coyote getting flattened by his own contraptions, the media's narrative just got crushed by a delivery of actual facts they didn't bother to investigate.
The Inconvenient Truth
Turns out our 'innocent' Seamus has a criminal history that somehow never made it into those heart-wrenching news reports. Shocking, right? It's almost like these so-called journalists have an agenda and can't be bothered with pesky details that might undermine their 'Orange Man Bad' storyline.
This is exactly why President Trump's mass deportation program is so desperately needed. While the media manufactures outrage over every enforcement action, they're deliberately hiding the truth about who's actually being removed from our country.
'The American people deserve to know the full story, not just the parts that fit the media's anti-Trump narrative,' one immigration enforcement source told reporters.
This latest media face-plant perfectly illustrates why trust in legacy journalism continues to crater. They've become so invested in opposing everything Trump does that they'll turn any criminal into a saint if it serves their political agenda.
How many more 'victims' of Trump's immigration enforcement will turn out to have conveniently omitted criminal backgrounds? And when will Americans finally stop falling for these manufactured outrage stories designed to undermine our nation's sovereignty?
