Florida Congressman Randy Fine (FL-06) is reportedly planning to bring a furry four-legged guest to President Trump's upcoming State of the Union address, delivering what could be the most epic troll move in congressional history.
The move comes after Fine sparked a liberal meltdown over the weekend when he posted on social media: "If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one." The comment sent the woke mob into their predictable rage spiral, with mainstream media outlets clutching their pearls over Fine's refreshingly honest take.
But instead of cowering to the cancel culture mob like so many Republicans do, Fine appears ready to double down in spectacular fashion. Sources suggest the congressman is considering bringing a canine companion to Trump's address as his guest – a move that would send the right message about American priorities.
Standing Up for Man's Best Friend
While the left loses their minds over Fine's comments, real Americans understand what he's talking about. We're talking about a culture that literally loves dogs more than the radical ideologies trying to destroy our way of life. And why shouldn't we?
Dogs represent loyalty, unconditional love, and the best qualities of companionship. They don't plot terrorist attacks, they don't hate America, and they don't demand we change our entire society to accommodate their beliefs. They just want belly rubs and treats.
"Fine is doing what more Republicans should do – stop apologizing for loving America and American values," said one conservative commentator.
The timing couldn't be better. With President Trump back in the White House pushing his America First agenda, we need more fighters like Fine who aren't afraid to trigger the snowflakes with some good old-fashioned truth-telling.
If Fine does bring his furry friend to the State of the Union, it'll be the perfect symbol of what America is really about – common sense, loyalty, and refusing to bow down to the perpetually offended. The left can keep their outrage. We'll take the dogs.