In a move that will surprise absolutely no one who's been paying attention, federal prosecutors in D.C. have officially closed their criminal investigation into former President Joe Biden's alleged unlawful use of an autopen to issue presidential pardons.
According to sources briefed on the matter, U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro's office has dropped the probe with no criminal charges being filed - because of course they have. This is the same song and dance we've seen countless times when it comes to Democrat accountability.
The investigation centered on whether Biden and his aides violated federal law by using automated signing devices to execute official presidential pardons, which legal scholars argued could constitute fraud and abuse of executive power. But apparently, the rules don't apply when you have a 'D' next to your name.
"Probe into Biden autopen closed by D.C. U.S. Attorney's Office. Federal prosecutors in U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro's office are dropping a criminal probe into whether former President Joe Biden and his aides unlawfully used an autopen to issue pardons," reported @ULTRA_MAJESTY on social media.
Social media users are already connecting the dots. @ScoopSnax noted the political implications: "The Trump Administration has officially ended its investigation into former President Joe Biden's alleged use of an autopen. Conclusion: No criminal charges will be pursued. This closes a politically charged probe that dominated headlines."
But here's what really grinds our gears, Patriots: How many times have we watched serious allegations against Democrats mysteriously evaporate while conservatives get the full weight of the justice system thrown at them for far less?
Think about it - we've seen this exact playbook with Hillary's emails, Hunter's laptop, the Clinton Foundation pay-for-play schemes, and countless other scandals that somehow always end with the same result: nothing to see here, move along.
Meanwhile, President Trump and his supporters have faced years of relentless persecution for everything from classified documents to January 6th, with prosecutors throwing the book at anyone remotely connected to the America First movement.
The two-tiered justice system couldn't be more obvious if it came with neon signs. When will the American people finally say enough is enough to this blatant double standard?
