You can't make this stuff up, Patriots. While President Trump is busy making America great again and securing our southern border, Canada - yes, Canada - is reportedly conducting war games simulating a hypothetical U.S. invasion of their frozen wasteland.
According to reports, our maple syrup-loving neighbors to the north are holding military exercises as if the most powerful nation on Earth would somehow need or want to invade a country that can't even defend itself without American protection. It's like watching a chihuahua practice fighting a grizzly bear.
Let's get real here, folks. This is the same Canada that relies entirely on American military might for their defense through NATO. They spend a pathetic fraction of their GDP on defense while hiding behind the American military umbrella that has protected them for decades. Now they're worried we might invade?
"Canada's recent decision to war-game a hypothetical U.S. invasion feels like a neighborhood watch of beer-league softball buddies holding emergency drills in case the guy who grills for everybody on the block suddenly lays claim to the cul-de-sac."
The timing of these so-called war games is particularly telling. As President Trump takes decisive action to secure America's interests and put America First, our socialist neighbors seem nervous that their decades of freeloading off American taxpayers might be coming to an end.
The Real Threat Isn't From America
While Canada wastes time and resources on ridiculous anti-American scenarios, they're ignoring the real threats. Communist China has been infiltrating their government, buying up their real estate, and undermining their sovereignty for years. But sure, let's practice fighting the country that has kept them safe and free.
Maybe instead of war-gaming against their greatest ally, Canada should focus on contributing their fair share to continental defense and stopping the flow of illegal immigrants and drugs across our northern border.
What do you think, Patriots? Is it time for Canada to start paying their fair share for defense, or should they keep living in their anti-American fantasy land?