While President Trump and his America First administration are busy solving real problems like securing our southern border and bringing manufacturing jobs back home, a biotech company called Colossal Bioscience is spending millions trying to resurrect woolly mammoths because apparently that's what passes for scientific progress in 2026.
The company, which has previously made headlines for creating so-called "dire wolves" that aren't actually dire wolves and working on bringing back the dodo bird, is now doubling down on their Jurassic Park fantasies with genetic engineering projects that sound more like science fiction than legitimate research.
Here's the kicker, folks: while hardworking American families are struggling with inflation and our veterans sleep on the streets, these lab coat liberals are burning through investor cash to create "woolly mice" and other genetic Frankenstein experiments. Talk about misplaced priorities.
Playing God While America Burns
The irony isn't lost on anyone paying attention. Colossal Bioscience claims they're doing groundbreaking work in "de-extinction," but their track record suggests they're better at generating hype than actual results. Their previous claims have been questionable at best, and downright misleading at worst.
Meanwhile, President Trump is delivering on his promises to secure our border, complete the wall, and drain the swamp. The contrast couldn't be clearer: real leadership focused on real solutions versus virtue-signaling scientists playing with DNA sequences.
"They are working on dodoes, although for those allegedly dimwitted birds, they need look no further than Congress," noted one critic of the project.
The comment hits home when you consider how Democrats spent four years obsessing over climate change hysteria while ignoring the border crisis, the fentanyl epidemic, and America's crumbling infrastructure.
As Trump's second term gains momentum with actual achievements like mass deportations of criminal aliens and historic deregulation efforts, it's worth asking: shouldn't our scientific resources be focused on curing cancer, developing American energy independence, or strengthening our national defense instead of creating confused creatures that went extinct for a reason?
What do you think, Patriots? Is this legitimate scientific research or just another example of misguided priorities while America faces real challenges?